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First It Giveth...

Then It Taketh Away

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Just a sampling of the pseudo-Homestuck parody Karruna and I are doing.

>>PLAY AS THE CREEPY MAD SCIENTIST SHOTA
Your name is MAO. You are the DEAN and current OVERLORD of MARITSU EVIL ACADEMY, but we all already know that anyway. Your INTERESTS include, but are not limited to, EXPERIMENTING, spending millions of hours GAMING, and FAPPING FURIOUSLY. You are a sick fuck, but it's ok because you're a shota, and somehow this balances it out.

You are currently in your room, still furious after being woken up at an ungodly hour of the night by that obnoxious crossover transfer student. You are in your room, and have at your disposal your COMICS LIBRARY, your SLAYSTATION PORTABLE, and your NetherNet-IM-enabled COMPUTER. What will you do?

>>Mao: GO ON GOOGLE AND SEARCH "MAOMAZ".
Humans have some weird kinks...But most of it IS pretty hot.

You could do better, though.

>>Mao: CONSIDER ATTACHING MOUSETRAPS TO ALMAZ'S NIPPLES FOR YOUR NEXT EXPERIMENT.
You would carry through with this idea now, but Almaz is nowhere to be found. As it is, you do sketches of this idea, and then masturbate furiously to the results.

>>Mao: NOTICE THAT COOL MOON SCAR ON YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU LOOK AT YOUR REFLECTION ON THE MONITOR GLASS.
Sweet Jesus on a tricycle, that thing is fucking awesome. You're not sure how you got it, but it's awesome. Mentally thank Grandpa Harada for giving you such a cool scar without an unecessary backstory.

>>Mao: LICK HANDS FOR NO GOOD REASON
You're not entirely sure why you're listening to this disembodied voice telling you to do things. Really, it doesn't make any sense, and it's kind of unsanitary considering you were just masturbating. But then, sanitation isn't exactly a big deal to you, and you're not one to question things. So you lick your hands. Lick it like you loves it, baby.

>>Mao: WASH HANDS
You instead wonder why such a ghastly thought would ever cross your mind.

>>Mao: HAVE TEA WITH KAZOOIE
Decide against it. She already had tea with two of your heart residents anyway.

>>Mao: CONSIDER BREEGULL-PROOFING HEART VAULT
You'll do it later. You're lazy, and you don't feel like leaving your room.

>>Mao: CONSIDER FUCKING AROUND WITH KAZOOIE'S HEART VAULT AT A LATER DATE.
Start to put it on to-do list...And then stop. What are you, a fucking delinquent? Seriously.

>>Mao: BREIFLY WONDER WHY THE HELL AYIRU WAS ACTING SO WEIRD THESE PAST FEW DAYS.
You run through the list of potential causes: Hypnosis, brain damage, mental illness, brain parasites...And then the last one gets you all hot and bothered. Must investigate this later.

>>Mao: GET BUGGERED BY AYIRU ON NETHERNET
Ugh. What does he want now?

[shiranLagann began a conversation with diablosIntellect]
SL: mao
SL: are you there
DI: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!
SL: uh
SL: howre you doing
DI: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

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